Et al.. Because not all research deserves a Nobel Prize

Et al.. Because not all research deserves a Nobel Prize - Opis

Tired of the same old math, science, statistics, and programming memes people post online and want something a little more elaborate? This is the book for you.Tremble as we make up all our own facts and data, hand-draw diagrams in MS Paint, and quote from fictional studies and journals. Cower as authors write in the first person because their study is just a little too personal for them. Recoil from the sheer mass of oversimplified methodology, distilling someone's entire thesis into a paragraph of jokes crude enough to make it into a Mike Myers movie.Over the last few years, we have taken arguments that you would normally have after four Jack and cokes at game night and turned them into properly formatted research papers with a writing tone serious enough to confuse the uninitiated. These papers are high-effort jokes by researchers and scientists for researchers and scientists. They cover a range of topics such as the consequences of re-releasing tourists back into Yellowstone National Park after COVID-19, how to play StarCraft competitively online on a quantum computer, and most importantly, how trees around the globe are becoming increasingly radicalized. Spis treści: 1. The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being2. Cows All the Way Down: Could Cow-Based Planetoids Support Methane Atmospheres?3. Ecological Impacts of Re-Releasing Tourists into Yellowstone4. The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?5. The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense6. The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in (...) więcej a Fictional Politician7. Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis8. A Comparative Analysis of Trevor’s Mom: Age Estimation Methodology9. Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones10. Tracking International Communism Through Mycorrhizal Networks11. Markov Models for Ruining Your Weekend: A Comparative Study12. Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling13. Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for My Clingy Robot Dog14. Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing Generators of Hedonic Food Response in the Forebrains of Foodies15. A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room Is Never Clean and Why My Mommy Shouldn’t Put Me In Time-Out for Something That’s Not My Fault16. Me and My Best Friend Prove the 3n+1 Problem Even Though It's a REALLY Hard Problem17. A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of My Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed18. Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit19. There Can Be No True Scottish Spoken Language System20. Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft21. Full-Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis22. A Computationally Efficient Solution to the SLAM Problem in Houses of Mirrors23. Ray Tracing and the Optical Design of Healing-Crystal-Constructed Adaptive Optics O autorze: Daniel Levy studied ECE at the USAFA after googling average incomes by degrees and finding out how much college costs. After studying signals processing at AFIT for an MS, he worked as a test engineer at Edwards AFB with an emphasis on cowboy coding and statistical methods you hope no one asks about. After leaving the Air Force as a captain, Daniel moved to Atlanta to develop sensor fusion and analysis algorithms at GTRI. As a side hobby, he writes novels and satirical science articles, clickbait, and news for his fake journal jabde completely for free until he sold out by writing this book. He can no longer complain about paywalls. mniej